Post by Queen LeLanda LeAmour on Jun 12, 2009 7:26:06 GMT -5
Fred of Enchantica
Now to find the damn place. Hidden Realm indeed! He'd been looking for HOURS and not a single crown or castle to be found. The barrier he mosied through on the back of the fat, short, squat ill mannered pony might have clued Fred in that he was getting close to something significant....if Fred noticed such things.
-He did not. Observation was not his strong suit. But plodding along, all long legs and dopey lost glassy eyed expression, he happened upon the village, and the castle. Well tie him up and call him Myrtle, he'd found it. Her Empressness would be darn chuffed. Nudging the plump pony onward to the castle, he slid from it's broad back, and all attired in the finery Adara had stuffed him into, the Royal Page approached the gates. Decked out in Red and gold and white, he looked like a royal yule tide present, a very dimwitted present, though. He grinned at the guard.-Hoi, and Greeeeeetings from 'er most noblest self, Adaaaaaaara of Enchanticaaaaaaa..
-Many years later, wrestling announcers would sound like this when announcing a champ to the ring. But for now, Fred trolled it all out, in a loud, obnoxious way.-And weeeee come to see the Queeeeeen o' the Tranquilized, er...wot's er name again? Oh wait..I gots it..LeeeeelaAaAanda Amoooor-ayyyy...
Queen Lelanda Milisant LeAmour
::She had been making her way from the Great Hall towards the library when she had heard the most god awful noise beyond the courtyard. Her steps faltered a bit, and then curiosity got the best of her and she had to go and find the source of the noise…It almost sounded as if there were wounded animal out there…How sad::
::She gestured for a few of the guards to come with her and they nodded, following her out towards the main gate of the castle, they too had heard the noise and were just as curious as she was::
::Walking towards the gate, many people were whispering, gesturing towards her, as it was not at all common to see her out like this, she was usually locked away in the library with her Advisor, which was another thing altogether::
::Reaching the gate she stopped and tipped her head to the side, looking to the man that was standing there. My but he was very festive looking…
::She turned to look at the guard, asking him what the noise was all about, as she looked around for the wounded animal she was sure must be close::
Fred of Enchantica
-He grinned and waved at those that had gathered. It was a good move, he figured, on his part, to have added all those old medals and ribbons he'd found in the small hall off the throne room. He shone like a smart penny in the sunshine, and clanked nicely when he walked. How could he have known in latin, most said things such as 'fairest maid, Enchantica Hallows Eve Ball' and 'Largest pumpkin of the Harvest Festival', for Fred did not know latin. or his sake, let us hope the Queen of this realm does nae either.-
-He waited patiently, for someone to show him to her royalship, not sure what to expect...would she kick men in the head, like wot his Duchess did? Would she hang heads on gates like the Empress did? He sniffed a bit, dearly hoping so.-Oooh...yer Majeeesty....come out, come out...where e'er ye are....I gots a message wots from Enchantica.
Queen Lelanda Milisant LeAmour
::Oh dear god, look at him…all legs, arms, and…well she would have to get Gavin to read the words on the medals, as she was sure they were something that he would know. She frowned a bit and then stepped to where the man could see her, the twin guards Hans and Franz moving to stand behind her, both of them looking at the scrawny little man before them, trying not to laugh. Not everyone could be built like brick shithouses like they were, but he was a little much…::
I am the Queen of Tranquility, a message from Enchantica you say? Well let’s have it.
Fred of Enchantica
-He gathered himself up, puffing out his chest a bit, and kissing her hand with moist lips, giving them a quick extra lick before smooching her hand.-
-Because girls liked that. Cosmopaladin Magazine had never steered him wrong.And the Queen looked like a girl. So Fred smooched her mit.-
-He straightened again and spoke to her, grinning because surely she would be delighted-Her Majestic Majesty of Enchantica hath decreed a Trade Mission to come and see about making..well..trade wots with your realm. You know, speaking just you and me, don't miss the lutefisk, its prim-o grade A...Ahem. But yes. She requests to meet with yer self soon, and as such, wants to send a pair of Ambassadors here to do as such. Heh. So, um, is that good?
Queen Lelanda Milisant LeAmour
::She resisted the urge to wipe her hand on her skirts and managed to smile at the man as she listened to him speak, if that was what it was called::
Trade Mission…Yes, that sounds as if it would be quite alright.
::This had to be the worst timing ever. They still had not found the source of the shrieks from the Forest. It would not do to have citizens from another realm come to Tranquility, only to be killed. She had to speak to Gavin and her Aunt to see what their thoughts were on this. She thought a moment before speaking again::
Yes a good idea. When did the ambassadors plan on making the journey? Or do you know this?
Fred of Enchantica
Not a clue. That's above my pay grade, yer royalness. But seeing as it's alright with you, I'll see to it that they know it's good to come on over.-He spoke of it like it was coming to borrow a cup of flour, or some eggs, no more than that. But then, Fred missed out on the subtle nature of most things. He bowed and gave her a wink...because girls liked that.-Beggin yer permission, Imma go now...
Queen Lelanda Milisant LeAmour
Who shall I say came calling to give me this message? You did not give me your name sir.
::She would be adding it to her list of what not to look for in a man, but still she would like to know who he was just the same::
Fred of Enchantica
-He smiled softly, and sighed...shaking his head in gentle regret at her obvious yearning for him. no, no, Fred, you must not lead her along, for..alas...she can never have you, can never know the sweet burning ache of you betwixt her thighs, it is better then...to let her down gently..and let this moment be as it is, a shining perfect point in time, one they would remember always..a love...that could never be. Because Fred liked redheads.-My name, is a secret...for your safety and mine...-And with that, he left the fair non-red-head, and sauntered in the most secretive knightly way, out of her life.-
Queen Lelanda Milisant LeAmour
::A secret…Indeed. She nodded::
I see, well I shall remember that. Thank you for delivering a message.
::She was not going to lie on the safety part, for being as far away form this one, and what he thought was…sexy…well that was indeed for her safety::
Now to find the damn place. Hidden Realm indeed! He'd been looking for HOURS and not a single crown or castle to be found. The barrier he mosied through on the back of the fat, short, squat ill mannered pony might have clued Fred in that he was getting close to something significant....if Fred noticed such things.
-He did not. Observation was not his strong suit. But plodding along, all long legs and dopey lost glassy eyed expression, he happened upon the village, and the castle. Well tie him up and call him Myrtle, he'd found it. Her Empressness would be darn chuffed. Nudging the plump pony onward to the castle, he slid from it's broad back, and all attired in the finery Adara had stuffed him into, the Royal Page approached the gates. Decked out in Red and gold and white, he looked like a royal yule tide present, a very dimwitted present, though. He grinned at the guard.-Hoi, and Greeeeeetings from 'er most noblest self, Adaaaaaaara of Enchanticaaaaaaa..
-Many years later, wrestling announcers would sound like this when announcing a champ to the ring. But for now, Fred trolled it all out, in a loud, obnoxious way.-And weeeee come to see the Queeeeeen o' the Tranquilized, er...wot's er name again? Oh wait..I gots it..LeeeeelaAaAanda Amoooor-ayyyy...
Queen Lelanda Milisant LeAmour
::She had been making her way from the Great Hall towards the library when she had heard the most god awful noise beyond the courtyard. Her steps faltered a bit, and then curiosity got the best of her and she had to go and find the source of the noise…It almost sounded as if there were wounded animal out there…How sad::
::She gestured for a few of the guards to come with her and they nodded, following her out towards the main gate of the castle, they too had heard the noise and were just as curious as she was::
::Walking towards the gate, many people were whispering, gesturing towards her, as it was not at all common to see her out like this, she was usually locked away in the library with her Advisor, which was another thing altogether::
::Reaching the gate she stopped and tipped her head to the side, looking to the man that was standing there. My but he was very festive looking…
::She turned to look at the guard, asking him what the noise was all about, as she looked around for the wounded animal she was sure must be close::
Fred of Enchantica
-He grinned and waved at those that had gathered. It was a good move, he figured, on his part, to have added all those old medals and ribbons he'd found in the small hall off the throne room. He shone like a smart penny in the sunshine, and clanked nicely when he walked. How could he have known in latin, most said things such as 'fairest maid, Enchantica Hallows Eve Ball' and 'Largest pumpkin of the Harvest Festival', for Fred did not know latin. or his sake, let us hope the Queen of this realm does nae either.-
-He waited patiently, for someone to show him to her royalship, not sure what to expect...would she kick men in the head, like wot his Duchess did? Would she hang heads on gates like the Empress did? He sniffed a bit, dearly hoping so.-Oooh...yer Majeeesty....come out, come out...where e'er ye are....I gots a message wots from Enchantica.
Queen Lelanda Milisant LeAmour
::Oh dear god, look at him…all legs, arms, and…well she would have to get Gavin to read the words on the medals, as she was sure they were something that he would know. She frowned a bit and then stepped to where the man could see her, the twin guards Hans and Franz moving to stand behind her, both of them looking at the scrawny little man before them, trying not to laugh. Not everyone could be built like brick shithouses like they were, but he was a little much…::
I am the Queen of Tranquility, a message from Enchantica you say? Well let’s have it.
Fred of Enchantica
-He gathered himself up, puffing out his chest a bit, and kissing her hand with moist lips, giving them a quick extra lick before smooching her hand.-
-Because girls liked that. Cosmopaladin Magazine had never steered him wrong.And the Queen looked like a girl. So Fred smooched her mit.-
-He straightened again and spoke to her, grinning because surely she would be delighted-Her Majestic Majesty of Enchantica hath decreed a Trade Mission to come and see about making..well..trade wots with your realm. You know, speaking just you and me, don't miss the lutefisk, its prim-o grade A...Ahem. But yes. She requests to meet with yer self soon, and as such, wants to send a pair of Ambassadors here to do as such. Heh. So, um, is that good?
Queen Lelanda Milisant LeAmour
::She resisted the urge to wipe her hand on her skirts and managed to smile at the man as she listened to him speak, if that was what it was called::
Trade Mission…Yes, that sounds as if it would be quite alright.
::This had to be the worst timing ever. They still had not found the source of the shrieks from the Forest. It would not do to have citizens from another realm come to Tranquility, only to be killed. She had to speak to Gavin and her Aunt to see what their thoughts were on this. She thought a moment before speaking again::
Yes a good idea. When did the ambassadors plan on making the journey? Or do you know this?
Fred of Enchantica
Not a clue. That's above my pay grade, yer royalness. But seeing as it's alright with you, I'll see to it that they know it's good to come on over.-He spoke of it like it was coming to borrow a cup of flour, or some eggs, no more than that. But then, Fred missed out on the subtle nature of most things. He bowed and gave her a wink...because girls liked that.-Beggin yer permission, Imma go now...
Queen Lelanda Milisant LeAmour
Who shall I say came calling to give me this message? You did not give me your name sir.
::She would be adding it to her list of what not to look for in a man, but still she would like to know who he was just the same::
Fred of Enchantica
-He smiled softly, and sighed...shaking his head in gentle regret at her obvious yearning for him. no, no, Fred, you must not lead her along, for..alas...she can never have you, can never know the sweet burning ache of you betwixt her thighs, it is better then...to let her down gently..and let this moment be as it is, a shining perfect point in time, one they would remember always..a love...that could never be. Because Fred liked redheads.-My name, is a secret...for your safety and mine...-And with that, he left the fair non-red-head, and sauntered in the most secretive knightly way, out of her life.-
Queen Lelanda Milisant LeAmour
::A secret…Indeed. She nodded::
I see, well I shall remember that. Thank you for delivering a message.
::She was not going to lie on the safety part, for being as far away form this one, and what he thought was…sexy…well that was indeed for her safety::
